Tori Spelling upsizes her horrendous tits and cleavage

Shows off Mounjaro weight loss and new fun bags.

Bet her kids still look unkempt.

C'mon, OP. Surely you don't blame her for trying ANYthing to divert attention from that face!

Good point, r1. Her chest is foul as well, though.

Camel toe implants for her crotch?

Can’t afford rent but tits and lips touched up and plumped.

Tori needs a psychiatric care ....badly. She is never going to be the ideal that she thinks she can be.

She's a svelte 120 lbs.: 100 lbs. flesh + bone, 20 lbs. saline.

The lips. Eek. What are her kids going to do once they reach adulthood? Their life skills are going to be just as shitty as their mom's. Somehow, I don't think college will cross their minds. Imagine Tori and her kids getting half the Spelling money once Candy expires.

She looks like a sea monster.

R1, wouldn't it be much easier to simply wear a burka? In her case, she'd be doing a HUGE service to humanity and on top of that, she'd stop throwing money away by trying to correct what would require a thousand miracles to be corrected.

One of the kids is taking notes; a "Tori Dearest" book is forthcoming.

Hole with benefits, nice and classy.

What about that gaping hole between her legs? Has that been surgically corrected as well? I hope they put some cement up in there to keep this bitch from shooting out more ugly kids

Even Madonna didn't look this bad at 51.

That beach frolic for the paps probably paid for her new dirty pillows.

This is her trying to get some yachting gigs.

How, R15? Is there a coterie of blind billionaires who travel to Cannes every year, so they can fuck facially-challenged former C-listers? Because if this is not the case, I cannot imagine ANYONE paying to sleep with Camel Face Spelling.

Knowing that she just exited her latest rental by leaving it a disgusting pig sty, one has to wonder if her bikini bottom has skid marks on them. How sexy is that?

Her hair looks like it did in the early years of 90210

R19 The rest of her looks like 2038.

That ribcage tattoo is trashy.

What is wrong with her? Why is she so fucked up?

She's morphing into Sil from those Species movies.

[quote]Tori Spelling wows in tiny bikini after addressing 'gaping hole' between boobs

LoL

Aren't those hair extensions a dated look?

I wonder if Dean ever titty fucked the gaping hole.

Why do those kids always look like they have matted hair and sticky hands, like a melting popsicle dripped on them. If Candy won’t buy them a house she could at least get them some soap.

The kids do look especially sticky. Even the older hooker one

Didn’t she just trash a rental and move out?

La mia gemella da lungo tempo perduta!

It's a rule on DL that all threads about Tori Spelling must start with "uglier than ever"

Did she take her kids in the motorcoach?

I was thinking she didn’t look half bad. Her cheekbones look better at least. Her jugs are nightmare fuel.

Family money doesn’t equal taste…

Or good judgment…

Or the ability to responsibly parent…

What's WOW about her - she was ugly when young and now she's old ugly. And what's with those Toilet Plunger lips?

Her mother must be so proud.

And the kids. Can you imagine calling that plastic-filled circus attraction “Mom?”

What is that silhouette behind her inner right thigh? Is that ass flap?

At least now her nose isn’t the longest protruding of objects jutting out from her frontside.

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