Rachel Uchitel spills.on Tiger Woods affair

A couple gossipy tidbits here...but I am more fascinated by Rachel's morphing into Caitlyn Jenner! Well, its a look...

When are women going to stop fucking up their lips like that? It looks fucking ridiculous. Do straight guys really find that attractive??

She REALLY looks like Caitlin.

My ex’s lips blew up like that in an allergic reaction to shellfish. Maybe Rachel had some bad clams.

Ewww. He fucked Caitlyn Jenner??

She also looks a bit like the Million Dollar Listing LA ho. All the ho's are devolving to their common hominid ancestor.

If those lips are inflated any more, she'll be able to use them as a flotation device.

She is the classic definition of "rode hard and put away wet."

"That's what a billion dollars buys you?" said with distaste by my straight-as-a-tape-measure, heterosexual brother when a pic of Tiger's harem, in its entirety, appeared on TV.

Such a typical "sophisticated" New Yorker.

Stupid enough to believe that the guy she's fucking really means it when he says she's special and he loves her, even though he has a couple of other side pieces going on.

Probably a big Carrie Bradshaw fan.

There exists a certain type of woman who can't resist a married or attached man, because, once they fuck them, they derive a sense of triumph over the wife or girlfriend.

That would be especially the case with Woods, a singular, elite super star with a blonde, pretty wife.

Would it be fair to assume Tiger wouldn't go anywhere near a black woman?

Her story: I was one of hundreds of skanks that fucked a rich sports star. The end.

That's one busted face. I think Bruce looks better.

I fking love that Elin came after him with a golf club and smashed up their ride....haha! He's a skank and dragged her into his dirty...with 2 small kids. He's lucky he didn't get bobbitted.

So Tiger is into transgender women?

Goddamn. It appears she fell for that old switcheroo trick where a slutty bitch closes her eyes and, thinking she is about to suck a cock, plants her lips square on a cast iron griddle fresh off the gas burner.

that's a rough lookin bitch

Did Rachel leak that bathroom selfie of Tiger's cock?

He definitely had a type.

[quote] She looks Long Island-y

This.

Good God. Why do they do that to their lips? In what world is that considered attractive?

You were not kidding...she looks EXACTLY like Caitlin, to the point that I would have mistaken her for Caitlin if I didn’t know when I clicked through it was Rachel.

Horrific. It had to have been deliberate, right? She didn’t look anything like her before.

She went from being the grieving girlfriend of a 9/11 victim, to a two-time home, maybe more, home wrecker.

The lady has issues.

Everyone's looking at her lips while I'm mesmerized at how little space there is between her eyes.

Everyone's looking at her lips while I'm mesmerized at how little space there is between her eyes.

Everyone's looking at her lips while I'm mesmerized at how little space there is between her eyes.

Throw Caitlin, Melania and Ireland Baldwin into a blender and you get this bitch.

She used to look like this.

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To be fair, Tiger doesn't look so hot anymore either.

Tiger always looked better with a hat on. His current girlfriend is average looking.

In what universe is she a sugar "baby"? Isn't the upper age limit like 29? This woman is menopausal. And looks it.

Omg. I am watching Uchitel on the Tiger doc on HBO now. Her eyebrows are drawn on with a magic marker! Wtf? Eyebrow makeup is not that hard to do ffs. And you should def err on the side of less is more...

HBO so wanted this to rival Jordan's Last Dance. Tiger isn't as dynamic as MJ. In his prime, he was just a machine, a cipher. I feel bad for him for sure. But, like golf, he's just not that interesting.

I disagree r38. I feel bad for the guy. He was a machine. Besides all the sex gossip he had a lot of injuries. I have a terrible knee too. Several surgeries. Watching him in pain and falling to the ground is excruciating. And now what? Kind of a mess. Pain meds, dammit. Hopefully he can find some relief and happiness. His kids hopefully will help with this. And he still has his mom.

She looks more to be like Alfred E Neuman.

[quote] Maybe Rachel had some bad clams.

Caitlyn has a bad clam.

Damn, this bitch looks rough! Crazy how she went from normal looking to a damn swamp creature.

r32 That's a sugar baby?!? She looks like a fried fish. Those lips - jesus.

How is that disagreeing with me, R39? I said that he's a machine and feel bad for him. So did too. We're in agreement there.

I said he's not as dynamic or interesting as Michael Jordan. You said that you, like Tiger, have had knee issues. An issue I made no claim on, therefore, we didn't agree or disagree. We diverged.

That Tiger nude was hot. He has a thick dick. Something about him... I always wanted to suck his dick.

Tiger's STILL hot...from the neck down. Like always.

R32 Damn, she was quite pretty in a plain way. Shame she messed up her face, it seems that's the norm for rich woman now; inflate everything until it explodes

r39 his injuries are from playing fake war hero, ever read the articles where he paid to do military stuff? He is not a nice man.

Yeah, those articles are hilarious. He's not big on picking up tabs, or even tipping.

R48 That was covered in the HBO documentary. He has a self-destructive streak that extended to his physical condition.

It's not just her lips r2, the right side (her left) of her face is a mess, the nose is misshapen and the eye is too small, but only on that side.

Is Rachel Uchitel a MTF transgender?

If there's such a thing as oral hemorrhoids, that Uchitel broad has it.

What's the deal with Tiger today? Is he playing golf?

Playing golf and designing golf courses, I believe, R54.

Is that Tiger's mother at r55?

I had forgotten about this. The Woods scandal was the most painfully boring scandal ever. I couldn't believe how many people cared . Woods is such a dull and uncharismatic character that even his supposed sex addiction couldn't make him interesting.

I've had my share of married dick, but you have to be INCREDIBLY naive to expect a man to leave his wife/husband/etc for you.

R58, I think it was mostly that people wanted him to fail and loved it all. His dad had tried to set him up as a god or something. And he had very little personality. The shock of it was that he was human. But yeah, at the end of the day, a golf dude pops pills and bangs cocktail waitresses, snore....

Bee-stung lips. . .more like she was attacked by the whole hive.

That father saying how special Tiger is and "I'm giving him to the world" while in tears. So cringe inducing. The kid was a golf prodigy. Not the Dalai Lama.

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